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Strap-On Fantasy Dildo Set - Harness with 3 Silicone Monster Dildos, 7"-9"

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A strap-on set built to be worked through rather than bought once. Three silicone fantasy dildos in 7", 8" and 9", an adjustable harness, and three interchangeable O-rings so the ring can be matched to whichever toy is going in it.

All three have a suction cup base, so each one also works on its own — mounted to tile, glass or a sealed floor — and the flared base means they seat in most other harnesses too, not just this one.

The silicone is soft and bendable, with a sculpted ridged surface and a colour-blended pink-to-purple finish. Because it is real silicone rather than TPE, it is non-porous and can be fully sanitised by boiling for five to ten minutes, which is worth knowing if the set is going to be shared.

Harness fit: waist 23.6"–33.9" (60–86 cm), thigh up to approx. 19.7" (50 cm).

Sizes: 7.1" × 1.3" (138 g) · 8.2" × 1.4" (267 g) · 9.1" × 1.5" (310 g). Use water-based lubricant only. Ships discreetly in a sealed, unmarked box.

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The set

Three sizes, one harness, three rings

7″, 8″ and 9″ silicone fantasy dildos, an adjustable harness, and three interchangeable O-rings so the ring matches whichever toy is going in it.

All three have suction cup bases, so each one also works on its own — and the flared base seats in most other harnesses, not just this one.

  • 7.1″, 8.2″, 9.1″
  • 1.3″–1.5″ diameter
  • Waist 23.6″–33.9″
  • 3 O-rings
  • Silicone
  • Suction cup bases
  • Boilable
  • Fits other harnesses
The harness with the three fantasy silicone dildos

01 · Three sizes

A set you work through, not a set you pick from

The point of three graduated sizes is that you are not committing to a diameter on day one.

Each step up is roughly a tenth of an inch wider and an inch longer — a small enough jump to actually make — and the smallest one is genuinely beginner-sized.

#1

7.1″ — the starter

1.3″ across, 138 g. Light enough that it does not drag on the harness, and the size most people should begin with.

#2

8.2″ — the middle

1.4″ across, 267 g. Nearly twice the weight of the small one, which changes how it sits as much as the extra inch does.

#3

9.1″ — the last step

1.5″ across, 310 g. The full fantasy size, and the one the widest O-ring is there for.

Dimension diagram comparing the three sizes
The three sizes, measured
The adjustable harness with its waist and thigh straps and centre O-ring

02 · The harness

Waist and thigh, both adjustable

It straps at the waist and around both thighs, so the load is spread rather than hanging off the waistband alone.

Ninety-one grams on its own — light enough that the toy, not the harness, is what you notice.

  • Waist — 23.6″ to 33.9″ (60–86 cm)
  • Thigh — up to about 19.7″ (50 cm)
  • Weight — 3.2 oz / 91 g

03 · The rings

Three rings, and one of them is not for this set

Two inches, 1.6 inches and 1.2 inches.

The 2″ ring takes the 9″, the 1.6″ handles the 7″ and 8″, and the 1.2″ is narrower than any dildo in the box — it is there for slimmer toys you already own. That is the part that makes this harness outlast the set it came with.

The three interchangeable O-rings in 2 inch, 1.6 inch and 1.2 inch
2″, 1.6″ and 1.2″ O-rings

04 · The surface

Sculpted, and blended rather than painted

The colour runs through the silicone from pink at the head to purple at the base rather than sitting on top of it, so it will not wear off at the contact points.

The shaft is ridged and veined rather than smooth, and the silicone is soft enough to bend and hold a curve.

Close-up of the sculpted head and colour-blended silicone

05 · Measured

The numbers

All figures are the manufacturer’s own.

PieceLengthDiameterWeight
Small7.1″ / 18 cm1.3″ / 3.3 cm4.8 oz / 138 g
Medium8.2″ / 21 cm1.4″ / 3.8 cm9.4 oz / 267 g
Large9.1″ / 23 cm1.5″ / 3.9 cm10.9 oz / 310 g
HarnessWaist 23.6–33.9″Thigh to 19.7″3.2 oz / 91 g
O-rings2″ / 5 cm1.6″ / 4 cm1.2″ / 3 cm
MaterialSiliconeNon-porousBoilable

The manufacturer also quotes circumferences of 4.3″, 5.1″ and 5.1″. Those run a little above what the stated diameters work out to, because they are measured around a ridged surface rather than a smooth circle. Size on the diameter.

06 · Care

Four things, every time

Real silicone rather than TPE, which changes what you can do to it.

  1. Water-based lubricant only

    Silicone lubricant bonds to silicone toys and degrades the surface permanently. Use plenty of it — a ridged surface needs more than a smooth one.

  2. Wash after every use

    Warm water and a mild unscented soap, or a dedicated toy cleaner. Work into the ridges and around the suction cup.

  3. Boil to sanitise

    Five to ten minutes in boiling water fully sterilises silicone. This is the one thing TPE cannot do, and it is the reason a shared set should be silicone.

  4. Store the three apart

    Silicone reacts with other silicone over time. Bag them separately rather than stacking them in a drawer together.

Start at the 7 inch

The set is graduated for a reason. Going straight to the 9″ because it is in the box is the most common way people end a session early and put the whole set away. Work up over sessions, not within one.

Adult product, 18+. Ships in a sealed, unmarked box with no product name or imagery on the outside. For hygiene reasons this item cannot be returned or exchanged once opened. 69-minute local delivery across Miami, Fort Lauderdale and Palm Beach, plus free curbside pickup.