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The thing that stops you holding back. A full-size sheet of glossy black PVC that goes over the bed before you start and gets wiped down after — nothing soaks through, nothing stains, and the mattress underneath never knows.
It is completely liquid-tight: squirting, oil, lube, wax, massage oil, wine. Spread it out, play on it, wipe it with a cloth and fold it away. No laundry, no drying time, no ruined mattress.
At 200 × 220 cm it covers a King with enough overhang to tuck, and the high-gloss surface has a slick, cool feel that a lot of people end up liking as much as the practicality.
Specifications
- Size: 200 × 220 cm / 78.7 × 86.6 in
- Fits: King and California King with overhang; oversized on a Queen
- Material: PVC, standard thickness
- Finish: High-gloss black, both sides usable
- Resists: Water, oil, lube, wax, general mess
- Care: Wipe clean — no washing
Worth knowing before you buy
- This is a play sheet, not bedding. It is a sheet of vinyl. It does not breathe and it is not comfortable to sleep on all night — it goes down for the occasion and comes up afterwards.
- It will feel cool at first and warm up with body heat. Some people love that; some put a towel at the pillow end.
- Wipe with a damp cloth and mild soap, then dry before folding. Trapped moisture in a fold will smell.
- Fold rather than crease sharply, and keep it away from heat sources — PVC takes a permanent crease if it is stored badly.
- Not compatible with silicone-based lube if you are also using silicone toys on it; water-based keeps everything simple.
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Wet Play / Wipe Clean
The thing that stops
you holding back
A full-size sheet of glossy black PVC that goes over the bed before you start and gets wiped down after. Nothing soaks through, nothing stains, and the mattress underneath never knows.
- 01Nothing gets through
Squirting, oil, lube, wax, wine. It is a solid sheet of vinyl — liquid sits on top of it.
- 02No laundry, ever
Wipe with a cloth, dry, fold away. No washing machine, no drying time.
- 03Covers a King
200 × 220 cm gives you enough overhang to tuck the edges under.
The Proof / Beading, Not Soaking
Liquid sits on top
and stays there
This is what a genuinely non-porous surface looks like: water pools into beads instead of spreading into a stain. Tip it and everything runs off.
Made Up / And In Hand
Heavy enough to lie flat,
light enough to fold
Standard thickness sits between the flimsy thin version and the stiff thick one — it drapes over a mattress and stays put without being a wrestling match to put away.
Size / What It Covers
The numbers
| Measure | Metric | Imperial |
|---|---|---|
| Width | 200 cm | 78.7 in |
| Length | 220 cm | 86.6 in |
| King bed | 193 × 203 cm | Covers, with overhang |
| Queen bed | 152 × 203 cm | Oversized, tuck under |
Before You Buy / Straight Talk
This is a play sheet,
not bedding
It is a sheet of vinyl. It does not breathe and it is not comfortable to sleep on all night. It goes down for the occasion and comes up afterwards — that is the job it is good at.
- Cool At First
It warms with body heat. Some people love that; some put a towel at the pillow end.
- Wipe, Then Dry
Damp cloth and mild soap. Dry it before folding — moisture trapped in a fold will smell.
- Fold, Don't Crease
PVC takes a permanent crease if stored badly. Keep it away from heat sources.
- Lube Note
Water-based keeps everything simple, especially if silicone toys are on the sheet.
- Both Sides
The finish is the same top and bottom — no wrong way up.
- Hygiene
For hygiene reasons this cannot be returned once the packaging is opened.