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8" Girth Huge Thick Dildo - 2.56" Wide, 5.8" Insertable, Dual-Density Silicone Dong with Suction Cup

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A realistic dildo built around its width: 2.56" (6.5 cm) across and 8" (20.3 cm) around at the thickest part of the shaft. It is 8.85" (22.5 cm) long overall, of which 5.8" (14.7 cm) is insertable; the testicles and the suction cup stay outside. A size for experienced users, for anal or vaginal play.

What it is

  • Dual-density silicone: a soft, skin-like outer layer over a firm inner core. Phthalate-free, latex-free and odourless.
  • Realistic sculpt: a tapered tip, a defined head with a ridge beneath it, raised veins, a natural curve meant for G-spot or prostate play, and textured testicles at the base.
  • Suction cup: the 2.7" (6.9 cm) cup holds it hands-free on smooth, flat surfaces such as tile, glass, tubs, floors and sex chairs. Textured or uneven surfaces will not hold it.
  • Harness-compatible: for strap-on use; the harness ring must take a 2.56" shaft.
  • Solid silicone: no motor, no battery, nothing to charge.

Dimensions

  • Overall length 8.85" (22.5 cm)
  • Insertable length 5.8" (14.7 cm)
  • Width 2.56" (6.5 cm) at the thickest part
  • Circumference 8" (20.3 cm) at the thickest part, 7" (17.8 cm) lower down
  • Testicles 3.23" (8.2 cm) across; suction cup 2.7" (6.9 cm)
  • Weight 1.52 lb (about 690 g)

Using it

Go slowly and use plenty of water-based lubricant; add more as you go, and stop if anything hurts. Silicone holds temperature, so you can warm it in warm water first. Water-based lubricant only: silicone-based lubricant can damage the silicone surface.

Care

Wash it before and after use with warm water and a mild soap or a toy cleaner. With no electronics, the whole toy can go under running water. Let it air-dry completely.

Note: Comes in plain, discreet packaging with nothing on the outside that says what is inside. Adults 18+ only; keep it away from children and pets. For hygiene reasons this item cannot be returned or exchanged once opened.

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Realistic dildo · dual-density silicone

Built around
its width.

A realistic dildo where the number that matters is the width: 2.56" across and 8" around at the thickest part. It is 8.85" long overall, 5.8" of it insertable, with a suction cup under the testicles and a harness-compatible base for strap-on use. Six short chapters cover the measurements, the material, the base, first use, care, and the questions people ask before they order.

8.85" long, 5.8" insertable, 8" around.
  • 2.56" wide
  • 8" around
  • 5.8" insertable
  • Dual-density silicone
  • Suction cup
  • Harness-compatible

Scroll · six chapters

01 / 06 · The measurements

Two lengths, two widths

Four steps through the numbers: how long it is and how much of that goes in, how wide it is, what sits inside the silicone, and what the base is for.

FIRMCORESOFT OUTERLAYER5.8 in14.7 cmINSERTABLE8.85 in22.5 cmOVERALLSTAYSOUTSIDE2.56 in · 6.5 cm8 in around · 20.3 cm7 in around · 17.8 cm3.23 in · 8.2 cm2.7 in suction cup · 6.9 cm
  1. 1

    8.85" long, 5.8" of it goes in

    From the tip to the bottom of the suction cup it measures 8.85" (22.5 cm). The insertable part is 5.8" (14.7 cm); the testicles and the cup stay outside, so 5.8" is the length to plan around.

  2. 2

    2.56" across, 8" around

    At the thickest part of the shaft it is 2.56" (6.5 cm) across, which is 8" (20.3 cm) around. Lower down, just above the testicles, the shaft narrows to 7" (17.8 cm) around.

  3. 3

    Soft over a firm core

    The silicone comes in two densities: a soft, skin-like outer layer over a firm inner core. Press a finger into the side and the surface gives before the core stops it.

    Real footage
    A finger pressing into the side of the shaft.
  4. 4

    A base wider than the shaft

    The testicles measure 3.23" (8.2 cm) across and sit on a 2.7" (6.9 cm) suction cup. Both are wider than the 2.56" shaft above them.

Every measurement, in inches and centimetres.

Plan around the width

Length is rarely the question with this one. If 2.56" across is a width you already know and like, it is made for that. If it is not, start with a narrower toy.

02 / 06 · Soft over firm

Soft outside, firm inside

Dual-density silicone puts a soft, skin-like layer on the surface and a firm core underneath, so the shape holds while the outside gives a little under pressure.

The outer layer gives; the core holds.
Cutaway of the dildo lying on its side: a pale firm core running inside the flesh-coloured outer layer
Cutaway: the pale core inside the softer outer layer.
2 densitiesSoft outside, firm core
No electronicsSolid silicone throughout
Phthalate-freeLatex-free, odourless
  1. 01

    A tapered tip

    Soft to start with, then a defined head with a ridge beneath it.

  2. 02

    Veins and a curve

    Raised veins run along the shaft, which has a natural curve meant for G-spot or prostate play.

  3. 03

    Textured testicles

    They sit at the base, on top of the suction cup.

Real footage
The curve and the veins, from the front round to the side.

Seen turning

On a turntable the curve shows best from the side, and the head, the veins and the textured testicles from the front. The shaft is thickest through the middle and narrows toward the base.

03 / 06 · The base

A cup that holds, a base for a harness

Under the testicles is a 2.7" suction cup. Press it onto a smooth, flat surface and it holds the dildo hands-free.

  1. 01

    Where it holds

    Tile, glass, tubs, floors and sex chairs: smooth, flat surfaces.

  2. 02

    Where it will not

    Textured or uneven surfaces will not hold it.

  3. 03

    Strap-on use

    The base is harness-compatible. Check that your harness ring takes a 2.56" shaft before you plan around it.

Smooth surfaces, or a harness.
Real footage
Held sideways by the cup alone.
Real footage
The cup is flexible enough to bend by hand.

04 / 06 · First time

Go slowly, with plenty of lubricant

This is a size for experienced users, for anal or vaginal play. Give it time.

  1. Warm it first

    Silicone holds temperature. Warm it in warm water before you start, or cool it if you prefer.

  2. Use plenty of lubricant

    A water-based one, applied generously.

  3. Start with the tip

    Let the tapered tip lead and take your time.

  4. Add more as you go

    Reapply lubricant during use, not only at the start.

  5. Stop if it hurts

    Pain is the signal to stop, not something to push through.

Water-based lubricant only

Silicone-based lubricant can damage the silicone surface.

The dildo standing upright on a dark background, showing the tapered tip, the veined shaft and the testicles
The tapered tip leads; the shaft is thickest through the middle.

05 / 06 · Care

Wash it whole, dry it fully

There is no motor and no battery, so the whole toy can be washed.

  1. Before and after

    Wash it every time, with warm water and a mild soap or a toy cleaner.

  2. Rinse it under the tap

    The whole toy can go under running water.

  3. Let it air-dry

    Completely, before you put it away.

Adults only

Adults 18+ only. Keep it away from children and pets.

Soap, water, air. Water-based lubricant only.
Real footage
Under running water: nothing inside to protect.

06 / 06 · Before you order

The numbers, and the answers

The flesh-coloured dildo from the front on a white background, testicles at the base
Flesh colour, front view.
Specification
TypeRealistic dildo with testicles and a suction cup
Length8.85" (22.5 cm) overall; 5.8" (14.7 cm) insertable
Width2.56" (6.5 cm) across at the thickest part
Circumference8" (20.3 cm) at the thickest part; 7" (17.8 cm) lower down
BaseTesticles 3.23" (8.2 cm) across; suction cup 2.7" (6.9 cm)
Weight1.52 lb (about 690 g)
MaterialDual-density silicone; phthalate-free, latex-free
HarnessCompatible; the ring must take a 2.56" shaft
CareWarm water and mild soap; water-based lubricant only
AgeAdults 18+ only

A good match if

  • Width matters to you more than length
  • You already use toys around this size
  • You want hands-free use on tile or glass
  • Your harness ring takes a 2.56" shaft

Probably not for you if

  • You are new to toys this wide — start narrower
  • You want vibration — there is no motor
  • You prefer silicone-based lubricant — it damages the surface

The short answers

How much of it is insertable?

5.8" (14.7 cm) of the 8.85" overall length. The testicles and the suction cup stay outside.

How wide is it?

2.56" (6.5 cm) across at the thickest part, which is 8" (20.3 cm) around. Lower down it measures 7" around.

Will it fit my harness?

It is harness-compatible. The ring has to take a 2.56" shaft, so check yours before you buy.

Where does the suction cup hold?

On smooth, flat surfaces such as tile, glass, tubs, floors and sex chairs. Textured or uneven surfaces will not hold it.

Which lubricant should I use?

Water-based. Silicone-based lubricant can damage the silicone surface.

Can it go under running water?

Yes. It is solid silicone with no electronics, so you can wash the whole toy under the tap.

How does it arrive?

In plain, discreet packaging. Choose 69-minute (or less) local delivery in Miami, Fort Lauderdale and Palm Beach, or collect it free at curbside pickup.

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