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8" Realistic Squirting Dildo - Ejaculating Silicone, Suction Cup, Black

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69-minute (or less) instant local delivery to Miami, Fort Lauderdale & Palm Beach — plus FREE curbside pickup.

The same realistic squirting cock in deep black — soft glans, raised veins, full testicles, and a hidden channel fed by a squeeze reservoir. Fill it, use it, and squeeze when you want it to finish.

Soft silicone over a firm enough core to stay useful, with the slight drag of skin rather than the squeak of cheap TPE. The suction base holds on tile, glass or a headboard for hands-free use, and fits most strap-on harnesses.

Specifications

  • Total length: 8.27 in / 21 cm
  • Insertable: 5.12 in / 13 cm
  • Diameter: 1.67 in / 4.2 cm
  • Material: Body-safe silicone
  • Base: Strong suction cup, harness compatible
  • Colour: Black

Use & care

  • Water-based lube only. Silicone lube bonds to silicone toys and permanently ruins the surface.
  • Fill with warm water or a thin water-based lube — never anything oily, sticky or coloured.
  • Flush the channel after every single use. Run clean warm water through until it runs clear, then squeeze dry. Anything left inside grows mould.
  • Wash the body with warm water and toy cleaner or unscented soap; air dry fully.
  • Store away from other silicone toys.

Ships in plain, unbranded packaging — nothing on the outside indicates what's inside.

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Ejaculating  /  Black Silicone

Fill it, use it,
squeeze when ready


The same realistic squirting cock in deep black — soft glans, raised veins, full testicles, and a hidden channel fed by a squeeze reservoir. The finish happens on your cue, not the toy's.

8 inch realistic squirting dildo with suction cup, black
  • 01Skin, not squeak

    Soft silicone with the slight drag of skin rather than the plastic squeak of cheap TPE.

  • 02Hidden channel

    The reservoir feeds through the shaft and out the tip. Nothing visible from outside.

  • 03Mount it anywhere

    Suction base holds on tile, glass or a headboard, and fits most strap-on harnesses.

How It Works  /  Three Steps

Draw in, position,
squeeze


Dip the head, draw the liquid up into the reservoir, then squeeze the storage bag when you want it. That is the entire mechanism — no batteries, nothing to charge.

How to use: draw water into the head, then squeeze to release
Three Steps · Fill, Use, Release

Size  /  Know Before You Buy

Eight inches on the box,
five going in


Realistic dildos are measured including the balls, which is why the insertable number is always the one to check. Both are below.

Dimensions: 21 cm total, 13 cm insertable, 4.2 cm diameter
Measured end to end
MeasureImperialMetric
Total length8.27 in21 cm
Insertable5.12 in13 cm
Diameter1.67 in4.2 cm

Also available in flesh tone — same size, same build.

Use & Care  /  Read This

Squirting toys
need flushing


A hollow channel that holds warm liquid is a hollow channel that grows mould. Two minutes after each use is the whole maintenance routine.

  • Water-Based Only

    Silicone lube bonds to silicone toys and permanently ruins the surface. No exceptions.

  • Fill Clean

    Warm water or thin water-based lube. Never anything oily, sticky or coloured.

  • Flush Every Time

    Run warm water through until it comes out clear, then squeeze dry.

  • Wash

    Warm water and toy cleaner or unscented soap on the body. Air dry fully.

  • Store Apart

    Silicone can bond to silicone. Keep it in its own bag or box.

  • Harness

    Base fits most O-ring strap-on harnesses.

Delivery  /  South Florida

69-Minute Local Delivery


Plus FREE curbside pickup · Miami · Fort Lauderdale · Palm Beach

Ships in plain, unbranded packaging — nothing on the outside indicates what's inside.