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Cum Lube - Creamy White Water-Based Personal Lubricant, 8 Fl Oz

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A water-based personal lubricant made to look like semen: opaque, creamy white and thick. It is unscented, silicone-free and non-greasy, and it washes away with warm water. For penile and/or vaginal use, as the label states. One 8 fl oz (240 mL) bottle with a white disc-top cap.

Texture and look

  • Thick and creamy: smooth and silky; it pours in slow, heavy ribbons and pools.
  • Creamy white: opaque and milky, with a semen-like look. "Creamy White" is the color name on the label.
  • Unscented: it has no odor.

Clean-up

Water-based and water-soluble: it washes away with warm water, and drips on sheets wipe off with a damp paper towel. Non-staining.

Condoms and toys

Compatible with natural rubber latex, polyurethane and polyisoprene condoms. Toy-friendly: water-based and silicone-free.

How to use

Apply a small amount to the area you want to lubricate, and reapply as needed. Store it upright at room temperature, in a cool, dry place — the bottle may leak if it is not stored upright. It is very slippery, so clean up spills right away.

Cautions

  • Not recommended for people with sensitive skin.
  • If irritation or discomfort occurs, stop using it and consult a doctor.
  • Not a contraceptive, and it does not contain spermicide.
  • Keep it out of the eyes and ears. Do not use it if you are allergic to any of its ingredients.
  • Keep out of reach of children.
  • Do not use if the tamper-evident seal is removed or broken.

Specifications

  • Type: water-based personal lubricant
  • Volume: 8 fl oz (240 mL)
  • Color: creamy white, opaque
  • Scent: unscented
  • Texture: thick, creamy, non-greasy
  • pH: 3.5–4.5
  • Paraben-free and silicone-free
  • Bottle: see-through, with a black front label and a white disc-top cap
  • Made in China

Primary ingredients (as listed on the bottle)

Purified water, sodium polyacrylate, xanthan gum, sodium acrylate, sodium acryloyldimethyl taurate copolymer, squalane, polysorbate 80, sorbitan oleate, propylene glycol, glycerin, aloe vera extract, sodium benzoate.

Included

One 8 fl oz (240 mL) bottle of lube with its disc-top cap.

Note: Comes in plain, discreet packaging with nothing on the outside that says what is inside. Adults 18+ only. For hygiene reasons this item cannot be returned or exchanged once opened.

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Water-based lubricant · 8 fl oz

Thick, creamy,
milky white.

Cum lube, made to look like semen: a water-based personal lubricant that is opaque, creamy white and thick. It is unscented, silicone-free and non-greasy, and it washes away with warm water. For penile and/or vaginal use, as the label states. Six short chapters: how it works, the texture, applying it, washing it off, condoms and toys, and what to read before you order.

8 fl oz, creamy white, water-based, unscented.
  • 8 fl oz (240 mL)
  • Creamy white
  • Water-based
  • Silicone-free
  • Unscented
  • Toy-friendly

Scroll · six chapters

01 / 06 · How it works

One bottle, four steps

Four steps through the bottle, drawn from the front: what is in it, the disc-top cap, the lube itself, then how to keep it between uses.

DISC-TOP CAPSEE-THROUGH BOTTLE8 fl oz · 240 mLDISPENSING SLOTA SMALL AMOUNTMILKY WHITETHICK, CREAMYWATER-BASED · UNSCENTEDSTORE UPRIGHTMAY LEAK ON ITS SIDE
  1. 1

    A see-through bottle

    It holds 8 fl oz (240 mL). The plastic is see-through, so the creamy white lube shows through it and the bottle reads white, under a black front label and a white disc-top cap. One bottle with its cap is what you get.

    Studio render
    The disc-top cap and the see-through shoulder.
  2. 2

    The disc-top cap

    The cap is a short white cylinder with a flat disc on top. The disc tips open over a small dispensing slot, and the lube is dispensed through it: apply a small amount to the area you want to lubricate, and reapply as needed.

  3. 3

    Thick, creamy, milky white

    The lube is opaque and milky white, and thick enough to leave the cap in a slow, heavy rope. It is smooth, silky and non-greasy; it is water-based and silicone-free, and it has no odor.

  4. 4

    Upright between uses

    Store the bottle upright at room temperature, in a cool, dry place: on its side, it may leak. The lube is very slippery, so clean up any spill right away. It washes away with warm water.

The 8 fl oz bottle on a white background: see-through plastic full of creamy white lube, a black front label and a white disc-top cap, with a thick rope of the lube running from the cap down over the label
A rope of lube from the cap down over the label.

What you get

One 8 fl oz (240 mL) bottle of lube with its white disc-top cap. “Creamy White” is the color name printed on the black front label.

02 / 06 · The texture

Slow, heavy, opaque

Opaque and creamy white, made to look like semen, and thick: the texture shows the moment it leaves the bottle.

  1. 01

    Thick and creamy

    It pours and drips in slow, heavy ribbons, and it pools where it lands.

  2. 02

    Milky white

    Opaque, not clear. “Creamy White” is the color name on the label.

  3. 03

    Smooth, non-greasy

    A smooth, silky, long-lasting texture that is not greasy.

  4. 04

    Unscented

    It has no odor.

Studio render
A slow, heavy drip over an almond.
Studio render
A ribbon of lube leaves the cap.
The bottle lying across a wide, thick puddle of the lube with a raised, rounded edge, warm orange light at the left, on black
A thick pool with a raised, rounded edge.

Paraben-free, unscented

The base is water, not silicone, and the primary ingredients include no parabens and no fragrance: it is paraben-free, silicone-free and unscented.

03 / 06 · Applying it

A small amount, then more

Open, a small amount, and back upright.

The directions on the bottle are short: a small amount where you want it, more when you need it.

  1. Open the cap

    Tip the disc on top to uncover the small dispensing slot.

  2. Apply a little

    Apply a small amount to the area you want to lubricate.

  3. Reapply as needed

    Add more whenever you need it.

Close-up of the white disc-top cap and the see-through shoulder of the bottle with the white lube inside, on black
The white disc-top cap, close.

Between uses

Close the cap and store the bottle upright at room temperature, in a cool, dry place. On its side, the bottle may leak.

Very slippery

Clean up any spill right away. It washes away with warm water.

04 / 06 · Washing it off

Warm water washes it away

It is water-based and water-soluble, so clean-up takes warm water, or a damp paper towel for a drip on the sheets.

  1. 01

    Warm water

    It washes away with warm water.

  2. 02

    Sheets

    Wipe drips off sheets with a damp paper towel.

  3. 03

    Non-staining

    Water-soluble, non-staining and non-greasy.

Warm water on a tile, a damp towel on a sheet.
Studio render
The bottle afloat on a milky white surface.
The bottle standing in a puddle of the lube on a dark, warm-lit table, headed “WATER BASED LUBE” and “Water soluble and easy to clean”, with icons labeled “Water soluble”, “Silicone-free and non-greasy” and “High capacity”
Water-based and water-soluble.

Water, not silicone

It is water-based and silicone-free, and it is water-soluble, so warm water washes it away.

05 / 06 · Condoms and toys

Three condom types, and toys

Compatible with natural rubber latex, polyurethane and polyisoprene condoms, and toy-friendly. It is water-based and silicone-free.

  • Natural rubber latex
  • Polyurethane
  • Polyisoprene
  • Toy-friendly

Good to know

It is not a contraceptive, and it does not contain spermicide.

Three condom types, then toys.
The bottle standing in a cream-colored splash of the lube on black, with warm points of light, its front label to the camera
The bottle in a splash of the lube.

Penile and/or vaginal

Those are the uses the label states. It is a personal lubricant: apply a small amount to the area you want to lubricate, with or without a condom of one of the three types above.

06 / 06 · Before you order

Read the label, then order

The six cautions on the label.

Read before use

Not recommended for people with sensitive skin. If irritation or discomfort occurs, stop using it and consult a doctor. Do not use it if you are allergic to any of its ingredients. Keep it out of the eyes and ears, and do not use it if the tamper-evident seal is removed or broken.

Adults only

Adults 18+ only. Keep it out of reach of children.

The back of the bottle on black beside its label text set large: indications for use, direction, warning and primary ingredients
The back label, set large.

Primary ingredients (as listed on the bottle)

Purified water, sodium polyacrylate, xanthan gum, sodium acrylate, sodium acryloyldimethyl taurate copolymer, squalane, polysorbate 80, sorbitan oleate, propylene glycol, glycerin, aloe vera extract, sodium benzoate.

It contains glycerin. It is paraben-free, silicone-free and unscented. Made in China.

A ribbon of creamy white lube between red flower petals, beside the heading PH detection 3.5-4.5 and a pH color strip numbered 1 to 10 with a bracket under 3 to 5
pH 3.5–4.5.
Specification
TypeWater-based personal lubricant
UsePenile and/or vaginal, as the label states
Volume8 fl oz (240 mL)
ColorCreamy white, opaque; made to look like semen
TextureThick, creamy, smooth, non-greasy
ScentUnscented
pH3.5–4.5
Free ofParabens and silicone
CondomsNatural rubber latex, polyurethane and polyisoprene
ToysToy-friendly
Clean-upWater-soluble; washes away with warm water
BottleSee-through, black front label, white disc-top cap
IncludedOne 8 fl oz (240 mL) bottle with its cap
Made inChina
AgeAdults 18+ only

A good match if

  • You want a lube with a semen-like look: opaque, creamy white and thick
  • You use natural rubber latex, polyurethane or polyisoprene condoms
  • You want it water-based and silicone-free, washing away with warm water
  • You prefer an unscented lube

Probably not for you if

  • You have sensitive skin — the label does not recommend it
  • You want a clear lube — this one is opaque and white
  • You want a scented lube — this one has no odor

Short answers

What does it look like?

Opaque, creamy white and thick, made to look like semen. It pours and drips in slow, heavy ribbons and pools where it lands.

Can I use it with condoms?

Yes: it is compatible with natural rubber latex, polyurethane and polyisoprene condoms. It is not a contraceptive and does not contain spermicide.

Can I use it with toys?

Yes. It is toy-friendly: water-based and silicone-free.

Does it have a scent?

No. It is unscented and has no odor.

How do I clean it up?

With warm water: it is water-soluble and washes away. Wipe drips off sheets with a damp paper towel; it is non-staining.

How should I store it?

Upright, at room temperature, in a cool, dry place. On its side, the bottle may leak.

How does it arrive?

In plain, discreet packaging with nothing on the outside that says what is inside. Choose 69-minute (or less) local delivery in Miami, Fort Lauderdale and Palm Beach, or collect it free at curbside pickup.

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Sold sealed. It is an intimate product, so for hygiene reasons it cannot be returned or exchanged once opened.