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Lemon Crème Massage Oil - 8 fl oz Body Oil with Almond, Grapeseed & Jojoba

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A pump-top massage oil blended from sweet almond, grapeseed and jojoba oil, scented with lemon and vanilla. It pours thin, spreads over a large area from a small amount and sinks in without leaving a tacky film, so hands keep moving instead of dragging.

Contains almond — read this before you buy

Sweet almond oil is the first ingredient. Almond is a tree nut. If you or your partner has a tree-nut allergy, do not use this oil. The complete ingredient list is sweet almond oil, grapeseed oil, jojoba oil and natural lemon vanilla fragrance.

A massage oil, not a personal lubricant

This is built for hands on skin — backs, shoulders, arms, legs. It is not a personal lubricant and is not intended for internal use. If a lubricant is what you are after, our water-based and silicone lubricants are the right shelf.

Oil degrades latex. Keep this away from latex condoms and latex toys, because it will weaken them. Pair latex with a water-based lubricant instead.

Scent and feel

Sweet lemon over vanilla: citrus arrives first, then a soft creamy finish. The oil itself is pale and almost clear. It comes in an 8 fl oz / 236 ml black bottle with a lock-down pump, so you can dispense one-handed and keep the other hand where it is.

Specification

  • Volume: 8 fl oz / 236 ml
  • Ingredients: sweet almond oil, grapeseed oil, jojoba oil, natural lemon vanilla fragrance
  • Scent: lemon crème — sweet lemon with vanilla
  • Bottle: black plastic with a lock-down pump dispenser
  • Made in the USA

Using it

  • Pump a small amount into your palms, warm it between your hands, then work it across the skin.
  • Patch-test a small area first if skin is sensitive.
  • Oil marks fabric. Put a towel down — sheets and upholstery will stain.
  • Store upright and out of direct sun.

Safety information

For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes and sensitive areas. Keep out of reach of children. May cause allergic reactions in some individuals.

Sealed for hygiene. Once that seal is broken the item cannot be returned.

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Four ingredients

Sweet almond, grapeseed, jojoba, and a lemon-vanilla scent

That is the whole list. A massage oil has one job — carry a hand across skin without snagging — and this one does it with three carrier oils and a fragrance, nothing else. 8 fl oz / 236 ml, made in the USA.

Oil swatch surrounded by lemon, sweet almond, jojoba and vanilla
The blend, and what goes into it.

Contains almond, a tree nut

Sweet almond oil is the first ingredient in this bottle, and almond is a tree nut. If you or the person you are using it on has a tree-nut allergy, this is not the oil to buy. The full list is sweet almond oil, grapeseed oil, jojoba oil and natural lemon vanilla fragrance.

The blend

What each oil is doing

Sweet almond

The body of the blend. It is the heaviest of the three, and it is what gives the oil enough substance to stay put on a shoulder instead of running off it.

Grapeseed

Thin and light. It cuts the weight of the almond so the mix pours rather than pools, and it is the reason a small pump covers a whole back.

Jojoba

Closest in texture to what skin makes on its own. It is the part that stops the surface going tacky as the oil settles.

The black pump bottle on white bedding beside two lemons
Lemon first, vanilla underneath.

Glide

It keeps moving

Pour a little into a warm palm and it spreads immediately — no rubbing it in to get it started. Long strokes run the length of a back without the drag you get from a lotion, and when you stop, the finish is slick rather than sticky. Nothing is left sitting on top of the skin an hour later.

The scent is sweet lemon arriving first, with vanilla sitting under it. It is not sharp and it is not a candle. In a closed room it reads as citrus and cream, and it fades rather than lingering on the sheets.

Worth knowing

A massage oil — not a personal lubricant

This is for hands on skin: backs, shoulders, arms, legs, feet. It is not a personal lubricant and it is not intended for internal use. We stock water-based and silicone lubricants for that, and they are a different product with a different formulation.

Oil and latex do not mix

Any oil weakens latex. Keep this bottle away from latex condoms and latex toys — contact can compromise them. If latex is in the picture, reach for a water-based lubricant instead and keep the two apart.

One more practical note: oil marks fabric. Lay a towel down before you start, because sheets and upholstery will take a stain.

Specification
Volume8 fl oz / 236 ml
IngredientsSweet almond oil, grapeseed oil, jojoba oil, natural lemon vanilla fragrance
AllergenContains almond — a tree nut
ScentLemon crème: sweet lemon over vanilla
BottleBlack plastic, lock-down pump dispenser
OriginMade in the USA
UseExternal massage oil. Not a lubricant, not for internal use

Safety information

For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes and sensitive areas. Keep out of reach of children. May cause allergic reactions in some individuals.

Sealed for hygiene. Once that seal is broken the item cannot be returned.