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Realistic Torso Masturbator 5.7 lb - Dual Vaginal & Anal Channels, 3D Textured TPE

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Two channels, one body. A 5.7 lb TPE torso with a vaginal and an anal opening, each lined with its own texture rather than the same sleeve moulded twice. Heavy enough to push back, light enough to reposition with one hand.

  • Two separately textured channels — vaginal and anal, with different ribbing and contours inside each
  • 5.12 in of insertable depth — per channel, with soft TPE that gives well past that
  • 5.7 lb — substantial without being a two-hand lift, and it fits in a holdall
  • Soft TPE — flexible enough to accommodate a wide range and to be squeezed while in use
  • Lubricant included — a tube of water-based lubricant comes in the box
  • Storage bag included — a black bag for keeping it out of sight between uses

Specifications
Weight: 5.7 lb
Insertable depth: up to 5.12 in
Hip circumference: 26.8 in
Thigh circumference: 13.8 in
Openings: 2 (vaginal and anal, separately textured)
Material: TPE
Included: water-based lubricant, storage bag
Shipping weight: 6.19 lb

Care & use: Water-based lubricant only — silicone and oil-based lubricants degrade TPE. Rinse the channels with warm water after every use, pat dry with a soft cloth and let them air-dry fully before storing. Dust the surface with renewal or talcum powder once dry to keep it from getting tacky. TPE is a porous material, so drying it properly matters more than it would with silicone. Ships in plain, unbranded packaging.

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Two Channels  /  5.7 lb

Two openings,
and they are not
the same inside


Plenty of two-hole torsos are one sleeve moulded twice. This one is not: the front and rear channels carry different ribbing, different contours and a different fit, so the choice you make at the start of a session actually changes it. Soft TPE, 5.12 in deep, and light enough to move with one hand.

Realistic TPE torso masturbator with vaginal and anal openings
  • FrontVaginal channel

    Ribbed through the entry and looser toward the back. The more forgiving of the two.

  • RearAnal channel

    Tighter at the opening with a denser internal texture. The one that asks for more lubricant.

  • Both5.12 in deep

    Insertable depth per channel, in a material soft enough to give well beyond that figure.

Inside  /  What The Textures Do

The difference is
past the entry


Both channels are moulded with three-dimensional internal structure rather than a smooth bore, which is where the sensation comes from at this price. The cross-sections below are the maker's own, and they show two genuinely different interiors.

Channel by channel
ChannelHow it is built, and how it reads
FrontRibbed rings near the entry that open out into a wider chamber. Easier to get into and the one to start with
RearA tighter mouth and closer-packed texture along the whole length. More resistance, and it needs more lubricant to run smoothly
Depth5.12 in in both. TPE this soft stretches, so the practical depth is greater than the figure
GiveThe whole body flexes, so it can be squeezed from the outside to change the grip mid-session
Cross sections of the two internal channels showing different ribbed textures
Internal Texture · Both Channels

Weight  /  What 5.7 lb Buys

Heavy enough to
push against


Weight is what separates a torso from a sleeve. Under about four pounds and it travels with you instead of resisting; much over ten and it stops being something you pick up casually or pack. At 5.7 lb this sits in the middle: enough mass to stay where it is put and take pressure, light enough to reposition one-handed and to go in a holdall without thinking about it.

Rear view of the sculpted TPE torso
5.7 lb · Soft TPE

Dimensions  /  Published By The Maker

The measurements,
read correctly


Both of the large figures on the size graphic are circumferences, measured around the form rather than across it — worth knowing before you picture a three-foot object arriving.

Size
MeasurementFigure
Hips26.8 in around
Thigh13.8 in around
Weight5.7 lb
DepthUp to 5.12 in per channel
Shipped6.19 lb, in a box a little under 10 in on its longest side
In the boxA tube of water-based lubricant and a black storage bag
Size guide: 26.8 in hip circumference and 13.8 in thigh circumference
26.8 in Hips · 13.8 in Thigh

TPE  /  Four Rules

The material is soft.
That is the point,
and the catch.


TPE is what makes a torso feel the way it does, and it is a more demanding material than silicone. None of this is difficult, but skipping it is how these end up tacky and disappointing after a month.

  • Lubricant

    Water-based only. Silicone and oil-based lubricants break TPE down.

  • Rinse

    Warm water through both channels after every use. No harsh detergent.

  • Dry fully

    Pat with a soft cloth, then air-dry completely. TPE is porous, so this is the step that matters.

  • Powder

    A dusting of renewal or talcum powder once dry keeps the surface from going sticky.

A tube of water-based lubricant is included, along with a black storage bag for keeping it out of sight.

Delivery  /  South Florida

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Plus FREE curbside pickup · Miami · Fort Lauderdale · Palm Beach

Ships in plain, unbranded packaging — nothing on the outside indicates what's inside.